dadee hazent riten neething reecentlee so i wil riit for him.
mii naam iz renee but ithink it shuld bee speld ruhnaa. i am zeero yeers old. i liik tuo plaa weth mii mamee and dadee and paant and draw and cok and riit. i think mii mamee and dadee rr awsum. thaa luv mee aa lot.sumtiims it iz hard to hav a livng mamee and a ded dadee. i want us awl tuo bee aabl tuo liv tuogeter.
ii am havng fun in shkawgo. ther ar lots of kol plaacis tuo goo tuo. maabee tuo daa ii wil go tuo thuh beech.
ii kant think ov much ls tuo saa soo ii wil stop soo ii kan goo hav fun. taak kar and hav a niis daa! :)
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
This is Only the Beginning
Channeled, no Cullen. Or Scissorhands. I'm not going any more in depth than that today because my head's killing me.
So, I think enough of me explaining my past or whining over current problems, it's time for me to act like the doting father I really am deep inside and start bragging about just how adorable my daughter is. And How amazing my wife is, for that matter.
Anyway, the story of cuteness is this (Ugh, I make myself want to throw up sometimes): Last night, Renee caught on to just how much mommy and daddy were having trouble with one another, and decided that she was going to fix this.
How did she decide to fix this? Well, she decided that if she turning mommy into a princess, then there would be no way that daddy could be upset with her, and daddy would start cuddling and kissing mommy like crazy because that's what guys do when they see a beautiful princess.
Alright, so she's going to make Door into a princess. She then leads Door over to the dresser and makes Door try on every single skirt she owns before she finally decides which one is the most princess-y and makes Door wear that one.
Then it's time to pick out a shirt. And Renee knew much better what she was going for then, so she didn't make Door try on anything, just pointed to a shirt and said "Put on that one." Which also happened to be the lowest cut shirt that Door owned. And a very bright blue, which not only looks good on Door and matches her eyes, but also happens to be my favorite color.
That was the point of "Aw, damn, I'm screwed."
So, I think enough of me explaining my past or whining over current problems, it's time for me to act like the doting father I really am deep inside and start bragging about just how adorable my daughter is. And How amazing my wife is, for that matter.
Anyway, the story of cuteness is this (Ugh, I make myself want to throw up sometimes): Last night, Renee caught on to just how much mommy and daddy were having trouble with one another, and decided that she was going to fix this.
How did she decide to fix this? Well, she decided that if she turning mommy into a princess, then there would be no way that daddy could be upset with her, and daddy would start cuddling and kissing mommy like crazy because that's what guys do when they see a beautiful princess.
Alright, so she's going to make Door into a princess. She then leads Door over to the dresser and makes Door try on every single skirt she owns before she finally decides which one is the most princess-y and makes Door wear that one.
Then it's time to pick out a shirt. And Renee knew much better what she was going for then, so she didn't make Door try on anything, just pointed to a shirt and said "Put on that one." Which also happened to be the lowest cut shirt that Door owned. And a very bright blue, which not only looks good on Door and matches her eyes, but also happens to be my favorite color.
That was the point of "Aw, damn, I'm screwed."
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